YouTube

Here will be a selection of excellent football-related things we find on YouTube ranging, as the old saying goes, from the sublime to the ridiculous. Much like a Paolo di Canio press conference.

We defy you not to pine for pink newspapers, coffee in an idyllic piazza and near-bald men.

What the hell are you on about, you sick ginger pervert?

Middlesbrough. It's still a crap town and their team pioneered the football that Stoke play. Stelling disagrees.

There aren't enough songs about workmanlike centre backs. Here's one though.